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HUMBUG

Me, December 1st, Annually.

Don’t bother with the Christmas tree

And decking out the hall

Don’t start singing jingle songs

Humbug to it all!

Let’s scrap giving presents

It’s over-rated  trash

In this economic climate

You must be careful with your cash

I just want to stay at home

Unsociable and glum

Buy your own selection box

Cos I’m a  mardy bum.

Me December 22nd, Annually

I’ve got mistletoe and holly

I’ve got a  glass of wine

I’ve wrapped up all the presents

I think we will be fine

The tree is up, the lights are on

I’m ready now at last

I always feel much better

With the winter solstice passed.

Put some Christmas music on

And watch yer grandad dance

He’ll get you under that mistletoe

If he gets half a chance

Have another chocolate

Get the family in

Have a Merry Christmas

Let festivities begin.

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