Me, December 1st, Annually.
Don’t bother with the Christmas tree
And decking out the hall
Don’t start singing jingle songs
Humbug to it all!
Let’s scrap giving presents
It’s over-rated trash
In this economic climate
You must be careful with your cash
I just want to stay at home
Unsociable and glum
Buy your own selection box
Cos I’m a mardy bum.
Me December 22nd, Annually
I’ve got mistletoe and holly
I’ve got a glass of wine
I’ve wrapped up all the presents
I think we will be fine
The tree is up, the lights are on
I’m ready now at last
I always feel much better
With the winter solstice passed.
Put some Christmas music on
And watch yer grandad dance
He’ll get you under that mistletoe
If he gets half a chance
Have another chocolate
Get the family in
Have a Merry Christmas
Let festivities begin.