A shortage of drivers with HGV licences
Is causing supplies to diminish
So they’re changing the rules at the DVLA
To get testing done quick to the finish
Without having to learn in a lorry
You can learn to drive an artic.
And get a new licence to drive one
And get a job on the road really quick
You will learn to drive safely but quickly
While you’re eating, or quenching your thirst
And how to drive slowly in convoys
While the tailback behind you all curse
You’ll learn how to keep all your cargo secure
And how to sleep in the cab of your van
But you probably won’t learn to U-turn
As quick as the government can