I must remember to thaw the turkey
But other than that, I’m ready.
I’ve got a couple more presents to wrap
And I must remember to thaw the turkey
But other than that, I’m ready.
I think I’ll get some extra wine
That’s all we need, then we’ll be fine
I’ve got a couple more presents to wrap
And I must remember to thaw the turkey
But other than that, I’m ready.
I wasn’t going to bother with sprouts
But I suppose I could get some while I’m out
I think I’ll get some extra wine
That’s all we need, then we’ll be fine
And I’ve got a couple more presents to wrap
And I must remember to thaw the turkey
But other than that, I’m ready.
I’ve promised to feed the neighbours cat
So I’ll get some cream and after that
I’ll make a trifle for Boxing day
‘cos the in-laws are coming –
Hip Hip Hurray!
I wasn’t going to bother with sprouts
But I suppose I could get some while I’m out
I think I’ll have a glass of wine
And breathe – it always turns out fine
I’ve got a couple more presents to wrap
And I must remember to thaw the turkey
But other than that, I’m ready.
Batteries for that blasted toy
We bought for Uncle Edwards boy
Now was it C or triple A
I’ll just gets both. It’ll be OK
I’ve promised to feed the neighbours cat
Oh that reminds me I need more cream
For the trifle I’m making for Boxing day
Cos the in-laws are coming
Hip Hip Hurray!
I Might not bother going out
Nobody really wants any sprouts
I’ll have another glass of wine
No worries. Relax. It’ll all be fine
And I’ve just got a couple more presents to pour
And the turkey must be remembered to thaw
But other than that, I’m ready.
Oh! the Christmas card for Aunty Jane
When’s the last date for posting to Spain?
Batteries for Uncle Edwards toy
Or was it for his blasted boy
Now was it A or double D
pfff
I’ve promised to cream the neighbours cat
And that reminds me I must get that stuff
Cos the Lin Laws are coming on Boxing day
With jelly and custard
Hip Hip Bloody Hurray!
Sprouts are disgusting. I’ll just do peas
I hope we don’t run out of wine
That’s all we need! Oh! It’ll be just fine
I’ve got a couple more presents to wrap
But I’ll thaw that turkey before I forget
Where’s the turkey?
Who_ was buying_the turkey?
Me?
I can’t do every sodding thing
Oh for …
Well. Have we got a chicken?
Right. Chicken.
Nobody likes turkey anyway.
Yeah. Christmas? I’m ready.