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Christmas? I’m Ready!

I must remember to thaw the turkey

But other than that, I’m ready.

 

I’ve got a couple more presents to wrap

And I must remember to thaw the turkey

But other than that, I’m ready.

 

I think I’ll get some extra wine

That’s all we need, then we’ll be fine

I’ve got a couple more presents to wrap

And I must remember to thaw the turkey

But other than that, I’m ready.

 

I wasn’t going to bother with sprouts

But I suppose I could get some while I’m out

I think I’ll get some extra wine

That’s all we need, then we’ll be fine

And I’ve got a couple more presents to wrap

And I must remember to thaw the turkey

But other than that, I’m ready.

 

I’ve promised to feed the neighbours cat

So I’ll get some cream and after that

I’ll make a trifle for Boxing day

‘cos the in-laws are coming –

Hip Hip Hurray!

I wasn’t going to bother with sprouts

But I suppose I could get some while I’m out

I think I’ll have a glass of wine

And breathe –  it always turns out fine

I’ve got a couple more presents to wrap

And I must remember to thaw the turkey

But other than that, I’m ready.

 

Batteries for that blasted toy

We bought for Uncle Edwards boy

Now was it C or triple A

I’ll just gets both. It’ll be OK

I’ve promised to feed the neighbours cat

Oh that reminds me I need more cream

For the trifle I’m making for Boxing day

Cos the in-laws are coming

Hip Hip Hurray!

I Might not bother going out

Nobody really wants any sprouts

I’ll have another glass of wine

No worries. Relax. It’ll all be fine

And I’ve just got a couple more presents to pour

And the turkey must be remembered to thaw

But other than that, I’m ready.

 

Oh! the Christmas card for Aunty Jane

When’s the last date for posting to Spain?

Batteries for Uncle Edwards toy

Or was it for his blasted boy

Now was it A or double D

pfff

I’ve promised to cream the neighbours cat

And that reminds me I must get that stuff

Cos the Lin Laws are coming on Boxing day

With jelly and custard

Hip Hip Bloody Hurray!

Sprouts are disgusting. I’ll just do peas

I hope we don’t run out of wine

That’s all we need! Oh! It’ll be just fine

I’ve got a couple more presents to wrap

But I’ll thaw that turkey before I forget

Where’s the turkey?

Who_ was buying_the turkey?

Me?

I can’t do every sodding thing

Oh for …

Well. Have we got a chicken?

Right. Chicken.

Nobody likes turkey anyway.

Yeah. Christmas? I’m ready.