A blanket round my ankles,
and a scarf around my head
a nice hot cup of cocoa
before I go to bed.
Scrap that!
Turn the heating up, then
Open a bottle o wine
We’ll sit here in our undies
and pretend its summertime
Scrap that!
I’m a Yorkshire lass, and money’s tight
The heating’s on “defrost”
Bring the quilt from off the bed
We have to count the cost!