Part one – Actual train notices appearing on a digital scroll across the centre aisle of the train carriage

This train is formed of five coaches…Please do not put your feet up on the seats…Please continue to wear a face covering when travelling on our trains…Thank you for being considerate to other passengers and train staff
Please keep hold of your tickets as they may be checked when you leave the train…If you are leaving the train here mind the gap between the train and the platform edge…Please keep the central aisle clear of baggage… the next station will be….if you are leaving the train here and you are in coach five please move forward to coach four as the platform access is restricted

Part two -Train notices on a digital scroll across the central aisle of the carriage after half an hour of the journey and you are nodding off but still reading

Please be considerate to other travellers…Please keep your feet off their faces…If you are leaving the train here, mind your language in the gap between your teeth…This train is formed of seven coaches… The platform will be… too short…If you are leaving the train at this station and you are in coach 6 or 7 mind the very large gap between the train and the canal…please centralise your baggage
If you see anything suspicious, please inform all the other passengers …Please hold onto the train when you have found your ticke…