Firstly can you tell us, is its clean or is it smelly?
Does it have good lighting? Does it lock?
Is there toilet paper hanging on the roll?
Does the loo seat wobble, slide or rock?
Has the door a hook for hanging bags on
Is the flush a handle or a chain
Or is it just a button? And does it really flush
Or do you have to flush it again and again and again
Do you take the time to read graffiti
Or do you want to get out really quick
What implement was chosen to scrawl into the wall
“Sally is a slapper” and “I ♥ Danny’s D**k”
At the hand wash basin is the water hot or cold?
Does the hand soap smell nice as it cleans?
Does the hot air dryer work, or are there paper towels?
Or is it shake and wipe them on your jeans!
How much did you pay and was it worth it
Would you recommend it to a friend
Rated one to ten what would you score it?
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