Never-ending Winter
I’m wrapped up in a blanket
(I can’t afford the gas)
It’s a never-ending winter
And Questions must be asked.
What happened to the springtime?
(If I could be so bold)-
They talk of “global warming”-
So why is it so cold?
This never-ending winter
This never-ending rain
What if British Summer Time
Never comes again?
I should have hibernated
About five months ago
But it didn’t seem too bad at first
There wasn’t any snow
I thought that I could “weather it”
-It won’t “weather” any more
I need some Yorkshire sunshine
I’m frozen to the core.
Don’t give me “global warming”
It’s messing with my head
I’m putting on my winter coat
And going back to bed.